Where in the world

did I leave them?  You know
as well as I know that I can't
have   completely  lost  them,
since there        is no way for
me to have     gone anywhere
without them.      And now, in
my time of need, when I have
to get moving, I can't seem to
       find the keys
       anywhere. But
       we all know
       just exactly
       where they
       are.  The
       obvious
       answer is
       in the last
       place you left
       them, but
       really it's
       in the first
       place you
       looked.